February 2012
Mum: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Mum: Oh my god, I want to meet him!
Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
If only I wasn't so awkward...
finnickery:
chelseabethbro:
sarahshares:
Petition to move Canada to Louisiana
can we change this to petition to move louisiana to canada okty
yes move louisiana to canada
This is probably some kind of inside joke that I don’t get but I am totally down with that let’s go to Canada guise
Do you guys remember when Rose got trapped in a...
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i-wokeupnearsea:
If it makes you less sad I will die by your hand I hope you find out what you want I already know what I am And if it makes you less sad We’ll start talking again And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am
I’ll grow old And start acting my age I’ll be a brand new day In a life that you hate A crown of gold A heart that’s harder than stone And it hurts a whole lot But...
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Yeah, but I feel like Facebook is just the lowest...
antiguy replied to your post: Sometimes I just want to comment on people’s statuses and say, “This is especially funny because I saw it on Tumblr.”
It’s especially funny, because Tumblr steals things too.
Sherlock Holmes to Take On Doctor Who? →
swearygeek:
HE IS best known for battling villains in his celebrated role as super-sleuth Sherlock Holmes – now Benedict Cumberbatch is being lined up to play Doctor Who’s deadly foe The Master for the show’s 50th anniversary.
Programme insiders say the 35-year-old actor is likely to lock horns with current Time Lord Matt Smith, 29, when the series marks its half-century next year.
WHAT....
Sometimes I just want to comment on people's...
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
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