February 2011
That awkward moment when you're sitting by your...
DUDE. MY GREATEST FEAR.
rapethevirgin:
I know I sound really pitiful but that just totally ruined my night.
What’s wrong, Buggy?
I hate it when friends aren't good friends and...
I don't say "re-blog". I say "reb-log".
the problem with straight girls is that they're...
I just serenaded Kyra. It was beautiful.
January 2011
I lost my chapstick.
OHMYGODI’MGONNADIE.
Hi i'm Tori and I'm a whore. :)
Watchcrystalmeth:
finefools:
The Lonely Island feat. Nicki Minaj
NICKI IS SO CUTE OMG
29839.) i'm a girl. who knows she likes girls. but...
Watchenigmaofvendetta:
Just A Message To Victoria Giardina.
You creepy fucker. <3 (:
You know what I just realized? What if I was...
I'm trying to watch the Little Mermaid, but it...
So my boyfriend is pretending he has a cuban...
theselessthanthreeswillneverrest:
good thing i took italian for three years -______-
he couldnt pretend to have an italian immigrant?
lmfaoooo he cracks me up though
Justin Bieber fans are killing themselves because...
mikey-way-or-gtfo:
hopeyourbatterydies:
and they call US the emo ones.
trill-objectives asked: Hai Tori I love you okay bai
Tumblr,PLEASE bring back the red notification...
ilesttousquejedesire:
I feel so lost without it.
“Coming to theatres, summer 1996.”
– Bye!
“Coming to theatres, summer 1996.”
– Go away, Nikko. Kyra, your ass is barely there… just sayin’.
“Coming to theatres, summer 1996.”
– Nobody likes you, Kyra.
“Coming to theatres, summer 1996.”
– ITS THE FUCKING LION KING. (via rapethevirgin) Actually, it’s the fucking Hunchback of Notre Dam. And yes, you misused “its”.
“Coming to theatres, summer 1996.”
– :O
